Missed Opportunity #1

Lets go back to the last time I worked for Lyft in 2019; It was a Friday night towards the end of December 2019. I was on my 5th or 6th ride of the night, it was around midnight or so and I was in the middle of bumble fuck nowhere! To be act it was somewhere near Tracey, Ca and I had just dropped off my last rider.

Up to this point nothing out of the ordinary had occurred; several drunk business men going out to get more drunk, a young lady who’s boyfriend was supposed to be getting out of jail before Christmas but from what I heard (loud and clear) this was not going to be the case due to a scheduling issue and my last ride was one of those non-talker types. I dropped my last ride off and my Lyft app gave me some vague message about how I had to contact the main office about an issue. And that was it….I could not call anyone, all I could do was send in request via the app and wait. So I did and waited, and after about 30 minutes of searching the site and the internet on what I needed to do I just decided to make the hour and half ride home; confused and frustrated.

By the time I got home I had gotten an email from a customer service rep that basically stated that one of my passengers had reported that I was intoxicated. My first reaction was of disbelieve, mainly because the first thought that crossed my mind was ‘Wait, a taxi app company gets a report that one of their drivers is operating a vehicle intoxicated and their one and only response is to turn off the drivers app….and that was it?!?!?!’

If I was drunk/high/impaired turning off my app, by no means, was going to stop me from driving, it just stopped me from using the app. So hypothetically I was now going to have to drive 58 miles back home drunk?!?! And what was their response? Send an officer to verify this information was correct, to get a potentially dangerous situation under control and or to check on the welfare of an employee that might be having some other underlining issues? NOPE, it was to turn off the app, send a copy and paste response to the driver and wait about an hour to send an email. This my friends was a huge missed opportunity on the part of Lyft as a company.

It falls into soo many categories it is hard to say which one was, or is, more important. I did finally get a call from the service rep later, like 12 hours later, and we spoke at length about the situation. I was not intoxicated at the time the infraction was reported; however, I was drunk at the time the call came in ha! We spoke about the event and since my track record with them of three years is damn near perfect he felt that was reported in error. I did make a point to tell him how this was super irresponsible on the part of Lyft on how this was handled. For one this could have been a public relations nightmare if a driver had been drunk and it got out that all they did was turn off their app with no real life follow up…Calling the cops! Fuck, they have my exact location at all times while I have the app running! Luckily this situation was not one that ended in an accident or incident, it only ended with an irate end user. The other thing I pointed out was that I would be very interested in the person who reported me, do they have a history of making reports like this?

The last passenger I dropped off was a rather big fare and if it was that person that reported it I am pretty sure Lyft refunded them their money. Can you smell scam? I sure can! The Lyft rep really could not go into details about that, which I knew, I just wanted to see if there was any standard practices around these type of inquiries. And from his response I got the feeling the actual investigation side of this occurrence was that there is very little done, it would take too much time and effort. We live in the day and age of do it now, do it fast and next…..

This whole thing left a really bad taste in my mouth, even though I was cleared and my app was reinstated but this is on my record and I do not feel any real due diligent was done here. And even to the point, what if I was drunk and I just got away with it??? (For the record I was NOT).

We were set to go on a three week vacation not long after this so I just kind of let it go and by the time we go back to our normal grind I just went back to driving. I have thought about reaching out to them about this but the last time I reached out to them about an issue I got the canned response ‘Thank you for reaching out to us….’ No follow up, even after several attempts I was never able to get any traction on the situation.

That situation I will be putting down here as well, and it will be ‘Missed Opportunity #2’. This again was another situation where Lyft could have done something a little bit more proactive than reactive but as of now….no dice

But for now lets just leave this story as is, and remember to share share share the world around, take pictures and tells us your story; we will read it!

Just Another Day Behind the Wheel

With the approaching holidays we all need to do a little more. And yes I can hear the bullshit throwers ranting about how we should not go into debt for the holiday or over do things just for the idea of giving. And to that I say, fuck you and please go be poor some place else. And I am not throwing shade to people that are actually poor and struggling. I know all about the poor life! I am talking to the trolls that always want to shit in people’s corn flakes to make themselves feel better about their shity lives.

I love giving more than receiving, it’s fun! So I am going to work more this month so I can do just that. I am lucky that I am able to work an extra job to do this. My Lyft Life helps with many of our bills and one of them is always Christmas shopping. I did take a week off for Thanksgiving because…..I can. That is part of why I like doing Lyft. You get out of it what you put into it, you want money….earn it. You want to take time off….earn it. You need a break…earn it. You are your own boss, your car is your business. I put the good gas in my car, I get oil changes regularly and currently saving for those good tires! And just a little insight to this job, I average about $20 an hour.

Another fun part about this job is that it takes me all over the place. The other night I ended up in north bumble fuck Brentwood, Ca. This is about an hour drive from home, straight out into the fucking hills. Country lanes with no street lights, farms so far out in the distance you cannot see their lights, and fog, lots and lots of fog….well at least that night there was.

I picked up a rider in Dublin and their destination was a 45 ride north to Brentwood. I am thankful this rider was one of those talkative types. We rambled on about all kinds of things; from social issues of the local crack heads to the bad orange man. Nothing overly political, more comical than anything. So the ride up went by super fast, but she was to be my last ride of the night. It was getting late and I earned my punch out time.

The ride home was not all that bad, I had 90’s on the 9 pumping from the stereo (nothing says road trip like Paula Abdul early 90’s!)

But the ride into the country was wild! It was foggy and visibility was very poor. I could not see more that 6 feet in front of me. I was using the GPS, the road lines and the rumble strips to help me navigate this twisted country road. And to make things interesting I was probably the only one being cautious with my driving! At various times the road became two lanes (of which I could not actually see!) and people would fly past me at speed…what the actual fuck! I kept to the right and just let them barrel on down, it was not going to be me in a ditch or worse.

This went on for about 10 minutes then the fog cleared up, it was only foggy in that one particular area. I later found out that stretch of road has accidents on it everyday because people seem to think physics do not apply to them because of their fancy car and all weather tires!

I did have to drive back through the pea soup London style fog so it was back to the slow and steady, and yes there were more daredevils on the way back! I was almost expecting to see head lights off to the side of the road, but to be honest if they had gone off the road no one would have been able to see them!

This week was to be a good week for me with my earnings, let’s hope for the same for the coming weeks. I have some vacation time coming up in about two weeks and have no plans on driving during that time. I will do my part to make the money I need, that car payment isn’t going to pay itself! I want time off, and I am out on the hustle to earn it!

Veggie Burger King Whopper

After reading all the hype I felt I should at least give it a try! The Impossible Whopper from Burger King is 100% meatless, but is said to bring all the joys of meat. Now, let’s put this up here right away: This is NOT a healthier burger. In a side by side comparison they are equally bad for you. And the Impossible has more sodium, so if that is an issue you might want to avoid…..EATING FAST FOOD!

And just some food for though if you will: Why do veggie companies keep trying to make vegetables taste like meat? Why not just let a veggie patty be a veggie patty? The answer: It would taste like old hippie underwear and no one would buy their products!

I am not hating on people that chose to not eat meat, everyone has their reasons. These are just ramblings that roll around in the vacuum my brain resides in. To each their own, if it makes you happy, it’s legal and nothing bad comes from it….have at it!

As I mentioned the nutritional difference between the two is very minimal, they are both bad for you. Enjoy them with the same same and equal caution of all fast food. And if you do not believe me here are some visuals take right from their web page:

During a break from my Lyft Life I pulled into a Burger King to see if they have finally found a way to make veggies taste like meat.

And I will give this two thumbs up for taste! This is vegetarian fast food, take it for what it is but as far as palatable…totally awesome!

I would order this again, and if I ever get the urge to go vegetarian I would give more products by Impossible Foods a try. I have tried various meat-like products and was not impressed, but I am willing to give this company’s stuff a try. I mean, why not I eat anything and everything!